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We had just passed an Esso gas station outside of San Carlos, El Salvador, when he appeared. But seeing no pistol at his side or shotgun in his hands—as any Salvadoran official would surely have—we continued on. After a minute or so, a small Nissan pick-up truck barreled past us. Again, there he was, hunched over in the bed of the truck, alternately shouting and smiling, waving his hand wildly, his gelled hair whipping around like a wet mop. The truck slammed on the brakes and he leapt onto the highway—but was immediately swallowed by a mob of other hand-waving young men who seemed to have risen from the pavement. Foolishly, I cracked the window to investigate. They crowded around, as if our van was some poor, blood-soaked victim of a severe beating. One of the men tossed a laminated card bearing the Honduran flag on my lap, then jumped back; compulsively, as if it were a stick of dynamite, I tossed it out the window. Meanwhile, another man had hopped on the back of our van; all were shouting indecipherable things.

In the chaos of the moment, Freda and I took stock of the situation: We had seen no signs indicating a border crossing, and according to our 25-year-old map, we were still two towns away from Honduras. But there, parked a few hundred feet ahead of us on the shoulder, was a line of idling semi-trucks. And though these men were clearly not border officials, the efficiency with which they had swarmed our vehicle, their insistence that we absolutely had to have what they were selling—no matter that we had no clue what it was—the aggressiveness with which they greeted our confusion, lead us to believe we had arrived. The border had to be nearby. What other geographic location could reduce men to characters from Lord of the Flies?

In between their demands and our meek rebuttals, I asked one of the men and he told us: Indeed, we were a few hundred feet from Honduras. So we decided to turn around, check into a nearby sex motel—ahem, “auto motel,” without a doubt the cheapest lodging around—and call it a night. I bid our friends farewell and jammed the gas pedal.

“Mi nombre es Antonio!” shouted the man who had tossed the card into the van, chasing after us. “I will be here waiting in the morning!”

My Adventures with Javier

The large, decaying steps look as if they lead to a ruin: On one side, palm trees. On the other, another set of even larger—and equally decayed—steps that stretch a good 20 yards. Above, a sprawling compound surrounded by floor-to-ceiling glass windows. Inside, vampiros glide through the glass-enclosed hallway; through long-empty bedrooms, a library, a living room; through a courtyard where where a hot water heater still bares guerilla graffiti from El Salvador's civil war.

Welcome to Javier's hacienda.

It's not his, exactly. It's his family's; these days, he just grows coffee there.

But when he was a kid, the hacienda—which sits a few kilometers outside Santa Ana, the country's second largest city—was attacked and burned by the Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front, or FMLN. (A copy of the typed communique, which the FMLN released after the attack, sits in a cabinet in Javier's home in Santa Ana. It names his deposed older brother as the head of the "oligarchy.")

Now, the FMLN is one of the country's main political parties. But back then, it was a coalition of several guerilla groups formed during the civil war.

Walking through the vacant building, it looks like someone's moving in—or making a fast exit: several pieces of dusty wood furniture are strewn across the hallway's checkered floor. Plates and spoons and forks sit atop a nearby table. A wood staircase burned during the attack has been replaced by a set of tiled steps.

Javier's many, many siblings lived at the hacienda as well. Now, they're gone. The only ones left are the coffee workers and their families, who live in a series of brick shacks on the far side of the compound.

As we stroll around the grounds, he explains how shortly before the attack, his cousin, a millionare rancher and top member of Frente Democratico Revolucinario, also a guerilla organization, was assasinated.

As a Truth Commission later found, Enrique Alvarez Cordoba, along with several other guerilla leaders, were dragged from a San Salvador Jesuit school on the morning of November 27, 1980 by government security forces.

Several bodies, including Cordoba's, were found shortly after in Apulo, a resort town about an hour from San Salvador.

The hacienda, Javier said, came from his father's family. Cordoba, however, was from the other side.


The Secret Trout


She delivered it on a large, plastic plate wrapped in tinfoil.

After hiking 15 kilometers through high-altitude mountains, I felt delirious, like Indiana Jones just before Bellock steals his just-discovered golden idol. Like I should be eating freeze-dried chilli, pears doused in corn syrup and all the other disgustingly delicious pre-packaged mush I usually eat on long camping trips—not trout so fresh I expected the tinfoil to leap from the table.

Only a few minutes before, from an awkward, cylindrical bench, Jonah and I had watched our waitress corner the fish in one of several large pools churning with rainbow trout.

Though the farm is operated by our waitress's father—and has been for several years, since the state of Oaxaca began sponsoring ecotourism projects throughout the small, Zapotec villages outside Oaxaca City—she looked like an expert, gracefully alternating between two different nets before tossing the trout in a large plastic bucket.

"Buen provecho," she said, rearranging our dishes to make room for the plate, her voice as squeaky as Bobby Brady's.

We stared a moment, dipped another piece of home-made corn tostada in chickpea-cheese soup, and waited, overwhelmed with anticipation.

Throughout our time in Mexico, I've eaten more seafood than any other period in my life. I've eaten mussles, oysters, scallops, lobster, octopus, squid, shrimp, tuna, salmon, trout, dorado, shark and countless other unidentified creatures. I've eaten them raw, cooked in lime juice, slathered in pecans, deep-fried, baked, stuffed, in soup and on tacos, tostadas and burritos.

That is to say, I consider myself somewhat experienced in the very important tradition of Mexican seafood.

And I can say, without the slightest hestitation, that the stuffed rainbow trout I ate on that cool evening outside Latuve, high up in the Oaxacan mountains, was the best damned fish I've tasted in Mexico.

We sat, utterly baffled. How could a 16-year-old girl have, in a matter of minutes, created something so complex, so beautiful, so delicious? As we poked the trout's floss-thin bones, it oozed onions and squash blossoms and zuchini and green peppers and butter. But there was something else. Something beyond our gringo comprehension.

So when our waitress returned, we asked. And we recieved.

And the secret we promised to keep.

The Border

Imagine the craziest Latin American market you've ever seen—animals, both alive and dead, everywhere; makeshift stalls built with tarps and rusty pipes and nylon cord jutting in every direction; old women with loads that look like anvils atop their heads; young boys and girls hawking socks, underwear, peaches, cell-phone chargers, bread, tamales, fake Levis' jeans and Vans shoes, CDs, boom boxes, serapes, bed sheets...

Now imagine that market at an international border.
We arrived at the Guatemala-Mexico border in Cuauhtemoc, Chiapas, anticipating a long, drawn-out process involving a football field of red tape and endless carbon copies and questions about why two gringos would think to drive to Nicaragua for a vacation.

Instead, we got was market day at the border. The highway was rerouted down a dirt road scarred with potholes as large as craters, and back up a cobblestone hill as uneven as a steep mountain pass and lined with everything described above. Veering two inches on either side would have meant plowing down somebody's business.

But we made it.

Getting through the official border was simple. It took 10 minutes and a few dollars. We also had the pleasure of watching them disinfect the Mexican cooties on the underside of our van.

After that, it was all smiles and no propinas from the Guatemalan border officials.

Another Teachers Strike in Oaxaca

It's a cold, drizzly night in Oaxaca City, but the Zocalo is as crowded as the mescal bar around the corner. Dozens of large blue tarps are strewn across concrete planters and ornate, decaying benches;across sidewalks and coffee shop tables, forming a maze of nylon cord and plastic and sheltering hundreds of the state's 70,000 teachers who have descended on the city to demand better pay and working conditions.

T
he protest is an annual affair, but this time is different. The last time the teachers came to Oaxaca City, in 2006, things got ugly. The governor, Ulises Ruiz Ortiz, ordered riot police to forcefully quell the demonstration. The move backfired, and thousands of teachers and locals occuped the city center, demanding the governor's resignation and forming a people's assembly. Ruiz Ortiz promptly went into hiding.

APPO, as the assembly is known, is still around. So is the governor.

Since the teachers came to Oaxaca City three days ago, they've turned the Zocalo into a kind of anti-government circus and they've occupied several government buildings.

But so far, there's been little sign of the kind of violent backlash witnessed in 2006—unless you count the fighter jets circling the city early this morning.

Pinche Madre!

It started with the churning and sputtering of a car that didn't want to move.

The sun had just set, and we were camped on an isolated beach a few miles south of Mulege in southern Baja. Since arriving a few hours before, we'd been alone.

But after those unmistakable sounds catapulted over a nearby dune, Jonah went to investigate.

A father , it turned out, had gotten the family SUV stuck in several inches of sand. Every time he would throttle the gas for longer than 15 seconds, the car would cut out. Mom, who was pregnant, was jumping back and forth between the rear and the hood, feebly trying to liberate the car as dad reved the engine. Their daughter, who looked about seven or eight, was crawling and writhing and laughing in the sand.

So we decided to help. Even with Jonah and I and Freda throwing all our weight behind the car, mom insisted on helping. Dad said nothing to encourage her to do otherwise. She occasionally barked orders at dad, who was perhaps intoxicated. For instance, after we'd manage to push him forward or backward three feet—suffering through clouds of whriling sand and the stifling fumes of a Mexican motor along the way—he would immediately drive back into the just conquered sand trap.

Then, as if the sand gods were playing some cruel hoax on him, and his predicament were not the result of his strange ideas about how to exit a deep pile of sand, he would jump out of the car, kick the tires and shout "Pinche Madre!"

This went on for 15 minutes. We were confused about how to proceed, because if dad was drunk, constructive criticism might be taken as pinche gringo threats. Jonah suggested rocking the car toward an area where the sand was more compact, but dad looked baffled. So did mom, who by then was drenched in sweat and breathing heavily.

Dad, looking exhausted and frustrated and humilitated, instructed mom to call a family friend, who apparently had a truck powerful enough to remove the SUV from its hole. Jonah offered two fold-out chairs so they could sit while waiting; they seemed embarassed by the gesture, but took him up anyway.

If dad was drunk, he did a good job of playing it down. He was kind and curteous, explaining how he was from Ciudad Constitucion, a city a few hours south on the Pacific side of Baja; how he and his wife owned a house next to the car wash in town; how they had driven out here a couple of weeks before and the sand was plenty firm.

He wore a baseball cap pulled low over a mop of scraggly hair. Acne scars followed the contours of his face. Sitting beside him, his wife was short and stout with the wide, flat features of a Mayan.

In the distance, the purple and yellow and green neon glow of a traveling carnival illuminated a far-off mountain ridge. A barely audible loudspeaker filled the cool night air with rapidfire, soccer-announcer-like prounouncements.

The friend arrived shortly after in a large Chevy Suburban. They wasted no time extending a winch attached to the grill.

Standing between the two trucks, the friend directed his son, who was perhaps eights year old and behind the wheel of the Suburban. He had dominion over the winch's remote control.

The machine let out a sharp, grinding hiss as he switched it on. The SUV chugged forward a few inches, then stopped. They tried again, this time with no success.

"Pinche Madre!"

Dad jumped out of the car, opened the hood, fiddled with the engine, then hopped back in. The son switched on the winch. Again, only the grinding and chugging of the winch, but no movement.

By then, Jonah and Freda and I had set up our fold-out chairs at safe viewing distance, and Freda was memorializing the episode on video. Headlights from the Suburban, which faced the SUV head-on, bathed the dad's silouhette in a florescent blaze.

They decided on a new approach. The friend would take over winch responsibilities, while his son would back the Suburban up until the cable was taut and hopefully strong enough to pull the SUV.

His eyes parallel with the top of the steering wheel, the son dropped the truck into reverse, rolling it slowly into the Sea of Cortez. The tide lapped against the tires as the cable tightened and dad switched on the winch. This time, the SUV rumbled forward onto a bed of rocks, then the engine cut out. Success.

Dad jumped out of the car, lunging through the sand toward our fold-out chairs. He thanked us, told us of a bar where he would buy us beers the following day, and bid us farewell.

With the family back in the SUV, dad rolled forward along the rocks. The Suburban was trailing just a few feet behind.

About 30 feet down the beach, however, the rocks turned to sand.

Again, the churning and sputtering. Again, dad leaping from the car, opening the hood, fumbling with the motor, slamming it shut and kicking the tires.

"Pinche Madre!"

The Long Ferry Ride

There were grunts. There were whispers. There were inaudible commands followed by the clink and crash of a thousand men chargning one another, of metal piercing skin, of oozing flesh and blood.

There was the tinny ring of a Casio synthesizer, the muffled croon of a squat, bespectacled bald man playing contemporary favorites in the banda and romantica styles. And there were a dozen drunk men howling along with him.

It was only a few minutes into the ferry ride from LaPaz, on Southern Baja's East Coast, to Topolobampo, on the mainland's Pacific Coast, and the lounge was hopping. On one side of the couch and window-lined room were several large flat-screen televisions playing an overdubbed version of 300 at full volume. Just a few feet away, on the other side of the room, the man with the keyboard was tapping away.

The sounds collided with each other like muscle cars in a demolition derby.

The men mostly drank canned Tecate and Clamato, a Bloody Mary-like drink that never quite caught on the United States, but which Sinaloese and southern Baja folk drink like water. They wore cowboy hats and baseball caps pulled low over their eyes. Many were truckers ferrying their rigs to the mainland. Others were with their wives and children.

The teenagers and children and women and men who weren't shouting along watched the television screens astutely, as if they were kids watching Saturday morning cartoons, and as if the keyboard player didn't exist. Every half-hour or so, after a pre-recorded 20-second piece of soft jazz, the player would take a break. For five minutes you could hear the overdub perfectly.

When 300 ended, what looked like a pirated version of the new Rambo movie took the screen. The grunts of warring Spartans and Persians were replaced with the quips and commands of a steroid-addled Sylvester Stallone. The synthesizer continued and the men on the other side of the room got drunker. Now they were dancing and shouting orders to the keyboard player, who seemed gratified at the attention.

When Rambo ended, another Sylvester Stallone movie appeared on the screen. He was a bit younger, wearing excrutiatingly tight jeans, high-top sneakers and a hawaiian shirt. He charged a small twin-engine plane with an 18-wheeler to save his mom, ramming its landing gear with the front end of his truck. He succeded.

After five hours of unrelenting noise, we walked upstairs to our cabin, hoping to catch a nap before arriving. On an even larger flat-screen television at the front of the room, two Mexican futbol teams were facing off.

Sleep, it seemed, would just have to wait.





































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